Reblogged from magnoliapearl
i used to get annoyed at comedians who joke about how women aren’t attracted to men or dont like sex as much or whatever
but now im like “hmm thats setting the bar awfully low there, huh”
if i can be considered a really cool and sexy girlfriend simply for finding men attractive and wanting to have sex with (some of) them
then DAMN keep tellin those jokes so i can keep seeming like a big fish in a small pond
aw yeah
oh
same
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au-nat-urelle said:
yeah
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blackfelos said:
It just disappoints me, really. I want to ask them, ‘come on man, don’t you have other hobbies you can joke about besides failed seduction? Maybe you could try cooking? No? That’s cool, just keep hittin’ that FRIENDS-level edginess.’ /:
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gastrophobia said:
They tell those jokes because women aren’t attracted to THEM and don’t like sex with THEM.
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glasscatfigurine said:
magnolia makes the best of a bad situation
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